Why has your face all coloured in?
I don’t know what to say. Don’t say anything. Or say something nice. I like your name. It’s a start. Oswald. It suits you. Drifting now. It’s better than Pink. Pink! Pink is nice. I like Pink. You can have it. Oh, bold offer, Mr Pink!I meant— I know, I know.
Darren Criss onstage at the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival